somewhere out there in the vast nothingness of space

Sometimes I feel like Foamy http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html : Sometimes I feel the need to rant.

- Just because you have a baby on board sticker does not mean you can drive like a lunatic.

- just because you are in an Audi/porsche/Nissan etc does not mean you can fit into that tiny gap

- Why does my apartment still smell like paint when it was painted 5 days ago?

- Why are scientists expected to work their ass off and then still deal with being told they aren’t working hard/fast enough?

-What is with the right lane being the slowest lane on the 5-lane (each way) M1?

- Why do hackers says it works for the ipad when it DOESN’T. test it.

- Why are some cells so touchy yet others so damn tough

- Why aren’t weekends something to look forward to? (oh yeah they’re the chance to catch up on work).

- Why are all the good crack sites in russian, hungarian, romanian or english with porn advertising.

- Why does Clayton suck so much?

- Why must copying your data across the network be so troublesome

- What ever happened to the series Heroes?

- Why do I keep delaying cleaning the bathroom?

- What is that damn song the neighbours are playing

- No – you just live in hawthorn, it does not mean you are better than everyone else.

- SA Biosciences – no i do not need multiple spam messages about signalling pathways everyday.

- Applied Precision – why the hell would you use CentOS 4 – go fry in hell!

- Monash, hmmm Monash…….

- UQ – fix your AACR journal subscription so the whitest Arab I know can get his paper (Hi Sameer) :)

- Australia post – Open longer hours.

- Panasonic – why is your microwave 1cm too wide!

-Boston – why is your accommodation so expensive

- Foamy – you aren’t quite as good as you use to be.

- heater – You aren’t quite working

- Deal Extreme – 6 weeks for delivery is not acceptable.

- Germany – why are you guys the only ones that can make good confocal quality coverslips?

- Nikon – finally you have the C1 software update to do FRET/FRAP – it better work!

-Frontiers – give people more than 3 days to accept a paper to review.

- Aaron – stop being a Tom/old man and finish your rant

 

 

So anyway, that kind of feels better. I might chill with a beer, relax, watch a movie and then spend all w/e working.